id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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