I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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