dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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