Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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