no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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