Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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