Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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