who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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