Whod you bang
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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