: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
one might say we're banned from that church
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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