I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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