3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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