Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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