And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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