i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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