we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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