There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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