what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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