Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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