so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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