i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
A bitchslap is in order.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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