The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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