Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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