I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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