I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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