I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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