so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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