why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You can't just leave with hair like that
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
