i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You dont lie about slip and slides
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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