He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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