I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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