She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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