u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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