Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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