when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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