the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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