Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Blood and glitter go together right?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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