Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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