plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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