he wants to bone in the snuggie
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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