You surviving the open bar?
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I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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