Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
