judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Please don't give away my fajitas
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