Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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