They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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