Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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