the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we made out on top of his cat.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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