How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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