My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i barfeds in our rink
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
