She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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