I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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