Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
kristin has been a bad kristin
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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