when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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