Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
