i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
