you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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