it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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