Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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